Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 17 September 2014
Update: 2016-02-01
Description
Tugboat opens with a commentary about the real threat to America, no not IS/ISIS/ISIL/Daesh, but Arctic air. Tugboat calls for; the Canadians to get control of their Arctic air problem, a border fence with Canada, and the assassination of Santa Claus. Tugboat helps a Tuggernaut learn patience through self hypnosis and answers questions about; workplace scuttlebutt and cat genitalia, Illuminati eugenics, children watching adult material (and tells how he tried things he saw on Looney Tunes on his poor little brother Locomotive (ellipsis) think anvils and mules kicking people in the head), taxes (yacht related, well not really but Tugboat steers it that way), witch burning (Tugboat steers his answer to celebrating how great America is because we no longer burn women and in our modern age no women are stoned to death in America...unlike many other places on the planet), future careers in the medical field (robots and eugenics), and muffin tops. Tugboat also discusses the Scotland independence vote and reads an article advocating for the USA to rejoin the UK.
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