Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 24 November 2014
Update: 2016-02-01
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Tugboat joins the club and comes out as the first pangender podcast host, mostly for attention rather than as a legitimate life event. Of course, Tugboat uses the occasion to taunt the Tea Party. Tugboat references his schizophrenia in his next big announcement, which is a new show format...but what else is new. Tugboat introduces the day's hero, who was arrested for felonious maiming (he also suggested you "check your white privilege at the door" and defended American ingenuity). Tugboat then answers questions from the Tuggernauts, aka the Proletariat, about; class warfare...even though no one asked about it, taking pictures of food(the answer involves the Feudal system and George Bush), guys who drink and smoke, forcing gun owners into quarantine (Tugboat is pro-quarantine in all situations not involving foreign diseases), and religion being the cause of all war (Tugboat makes the case for Capitalism being a religion and attack it, and also uses the opportunity to invent new definitions for already defined words), and the negative effects of pregnancy on women (Tugboat advocates that we all refrain from reproducing). Tugboat then brings you all the current news from Vermont, which involves cheese awards and nothing else. In the Voices from Tugger Earth segment, Tugboat discusses the plague of Antarctic sea mammal on Antarctic sea bird sex assaults. Lastly Tugboat talks about some interesting discoveries about Uranus.
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