Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 3 October 2014
Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 3 October 2014Update: 2016-02-01
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Tugboat begins the show by announcing how many millions of Americans have chlamydia (according to the CDC). He then answers a question about Mumia Abu-Jamal, the imprisoned cop-killer who was selected over Tugboat to give the commencement speech at a Vermont college. Tugboat naturally loses his cool over the snub, and also introduces the "Tugboatic" method of education by probing the student to answer their own question by responding to Tugboat's (verbal) prodding. Tugboat answers a question as the result of a story of a young South American woman who had a potato growing in a sensitive area, and somehow manages to link competitive eating with conception. Tugboat takes a break to give you a cabbage recipe, and then answers questions about; pigeons, professional wresting (which Tugboat asserts subconsciously promotes sexual violence), laughs through an innocent question about a gag reflex, Lebanese dancing (the answer involves mention of stoning and honor killing), concerts (common core math and the Preacher from Footloose are what Tugboat chooses to talk about in his answer), boyfriend troubles (lots of bleeped out words), courage (tequila), red leaves, ear herpes, and girl scouts. Tugboat tells a joke, and then brings you the news that you need to know; a threesome that turned violent and resulted in meat throwing, a 50 year old woman arrested for throwing a beer pong party for teens, a brave cop chasing down a stolen doughnut delivery van, and a man who vandalized a football field with two teens.
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