Lords:

• Alex


• Shannon

Topics:

• The less you spend on food, the better it tastes


• The jizz of a bird
  
  
  
  
  • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizz_(birding)
  
  


• The Cosmic Call
  
  
  
  
  • https://blog.plover.com/2024/04/15/
  
  


• Line Fishing by Daniel Kahaulelio
  
  
  
  
  • https://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/rWuOwlpV.png
  
  


• How to order coffee in Malaysia
  
  
  
  
  • https://kopi.guide/
  
  
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6mv7VY8YLA
  
  


• Dice, and physically rolling them
  
  
  
  
  • https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.com.tann.dice
  
  

Microtopics:

• Paleo animators.


• Malaysia as a vacation destination.


• Restaurants that are just in s guy's house.


• The best whole fried catfish you've ever had.


• Eating mixed whole livers.


• Striving to get a B rating from the food safety inspectors because the A rating is too bougie.


• Starch and grease.


• The shape of the price to deliciousness correlation graph.


• If you're here to buy cake, ring the doorbell.


• You can talk to the cops or you can have cake. You can't have both.


• Whether Americans can drink the water in Malaysia.


• Being so desperate for fresh vegetables that you wash them with tap water.


• Butterfly Pee Flour.


• Jizz (birding)


• The practice of just getting the vibe of a bird.


• I don't know, it had the jizz of a bird.


• Zooniverse.


• Going through the still images on a nature webcam and trying to identify local animals.


• Trying to tell the difference between a wood rat and a deer mouse.


• Reclassifying all the animals in the world based not on their actual genetics or but based on what people think they are by looking at them.


• Small, Brown and On the Ground.


• Submitting a picture of a pair of brown wood owls to a bird study app and two hours later an angry ecologist is knocking on your tent to ask if you meant a spotted wood owl.


• An extremely high-stress app.


• Asking an albatross which of the twelve species is albatross it is.


• Walking around in the woods until you spot a kiwi.


• Major gaffes in interstellar communication that future aliens will be very confused about.


• Massively synesthetic dog brains.


• Receiving a sequence of bits and deciding to arrange them in a grid.


• The other book with the spiders.


• Humans interacting with a spider-based society.


• Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky.


• Expecting monkeys to become the dominant intelligent species on a terraformed planet seeded with Earth animals.


• Adventuring into a dungeon built by the ancients and admiring the signage.


• Opening an oil drum full of concrete and tubes and being like "where's the treasure that's supposed to be in here!"


• Writing a song about how being near glowing cats is very dangerous.


• Public serving meme songs.


• Engineering earworms for the public good.


• The Museum of Hawaiian Culture in Oahu.


• Fish that watch. Fish that look.


• Get those fish hungry.


• It's just a lookin' fish.


• Sleeping the lobes of your brain in shifts.


• The lobes of your brain playing pranks on each other.


• How can fish get some shuteye if they don't have eyelids??


• How can fish rubberneck if they don't even have necks??


• The Star Trek replicator except instead of materializing your food it prints a piece of paper with the words that you need to say to the tired-looking guy who then goes to cook your meal.


• Ais krim.


• What languages are hardest to spell in.


• Are there four silent letters at the end, and if so which ones?


• Cofftea.


• Rolling all them bones.


• Owning more sets of dice than you have played actual D&D sessions.


• A big pile of dice rattling around in your phone.


• Rolling the dice off of the table every single time.


• A switch that goes ka-chonk.


• Actively seeking out hobbies where you touch things.


• Ways that continuous deployment sucks.


• Text classifiers flagging your sexuality as photographic.


• Image classifiers flagging your medical photos as pornographic.


• Which photos encapsulate what you're trying to remember and discuss.


• How to get your life off of a corporation's hard drive.


• Unsearchable Tumblrs.


• Get out there and jizz a bird!

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