Lords:

• Ryan
  
  
  
  
  • https://www.instagram.com/ryanikeaudio/
  
  


• Alicia

Topics:

• How do I ask people what they're into without sounding like a pervert?


• Arctic Expeditions and the stupid beauty of man's hubris


• Asterix Park
  
  
  
  
  • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parc_Astérix
  
  
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK3Yr80lPOY
  
  


• I Won't Call You Pretty, by L.E. Bowman
  
  
  
  
  • https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads-2024/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/tghmy9KF.png
  
  


• I sent this poem to my wife and she immediately responded by writing one addressed to me that was just as good, so, that's the person I married.

Microtopics:

• How to work as a freelance creative without burning yourself out.


• The me who comes up if you google me.


• The black egg who knows all.


• A huge egg with a second smaller egg in it.


• The chickens who got no credit for inventing the Matrioshka doll.


• Pluto: still a planet, because a dwarf planet is a kind of planet.


• Team Moon.


• Ancient Occult Magicks that you can check out from the library.


• Giving up on the fairy smut everyone is recommending because it isn't smutty enough.


• The air I just breathed.


• One of my Top 5 Zeldas.


• How many goes you get at being alive.


• Luring Moongrum into the rolling boulder trap.


• Bracing to hear about some online stuff.


• Conference season in the game industry.


• Meeting someone at a conference and asking them a question that Black Philip would ask.


• How to Unfuck your Sales.


• Content you Enjoyed.


• Who are the coolest hangs in game dev?


• Working with people you know and trust.


• The Pervert's Mound.


• Imagine if I was cool.


• Wearing a sandwich board with the word "MONOGAMY" on it so the woman you're talking to knows you're not hitting on her.


• Refusing to answer random innocuous questions so that it's not a tacit admission of guilt when you refuse to discuss an accusation.


• Birthday bookshop tours.


• Climbing as an act of disrespect to the mountain.


• The HMS Terror and the HMS Erebus.


• Peak British Colonialism.


• Ignoring the locals' advice about what parts of animals to eat.


• Sledging around your silverware.


• Getting lead poisoning from the canned food you brought with you to find the Northwest Passage.


• A cool pantsless mummy.


• Paradoxical Undressing.


• Having a hard time climbing Mount Everest because the path is choked with corpses of white people who blew it.


• Oops, All Antarctic Ship Crashes.


• Getting excited about bookshelves again.


• Stepping forward into whatever the next grift is going to be.


• Asterix the Gaul.


• Localizing a book that is full of puns to dozens of different languages.


• Not getting jokes in the English version of the Simpsons because the Swedish version of the Simpsons uses a completely different set of pop culture references.


• What would an Asterix theme park look like?


• Riding in a big inner tube down the lazy river.


• Elder Millenials learning about Skibidi Toilet.


• Asterix Park is the world's 12th largest economy.


• My brain beans are really getting steamed, here.


• Building an empire on that mustache.


• Watching POV rollercoaster videos with your five year old.


• Refusing to get in the sea.


• Going up to strangers and asking what percentage of the sea is fish piss.


• Weekend at Bernie's-ing your friend's corpse to Asterix Park.


• What style of underwear Zeus is wearing today.


• Who makes Zeus's underwear?


• Eating the boar sandwich at Asterix Park.


• Tasting the terror sweat on the wild boar you just hunted down.


• The little bald kid from the comics page has a theme park??


• Pirates of the Carabiner.


• Sailing through a diorama.


• The theme park ride with the sudden drop into a pool of mercury.


• The Haunted Garfield Theme Park.


• DeFuncoland.


• Jon trying to get with the veterinarian lady he's into and Garfield ruining it.


• Let's-plays as a service.


• You won't believe what happens when these Muppets swarm Treasure Island.


• A movie recap that is 80% of the length of the movie.


• Flirting tricks.


• The violence of being struck by Cupid's arrow.


• Complimenting someone on something they have no control over.


• Good luck getting any continuity out of me!

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