Bruce Love Shock!
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Welcome to this bumper souvenir edition of The Sporting Probe celebrating the magnificent triumph of Winx.
Enjoy the glory as Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson take you behind-the-scenes of the champion’s unprecedented fourth Cox Plate win.
Bask in the afterglow of the magic that is Winx as the world’s greatest broadcasters pull back the curtains to exclusively reveal WHAT Winx has in common with the Royal couple, Harry and Meghan. (Hint: communication skills.)
WHY Bruce McAvaney compared Winx to Leonardo da Vinci’s masterpiece, Mona Lisa.
WHAT Winx was thinking as she arrived a Moonee Valley (Hint: HG and ROY were there to translate for you.)
And HOW Winx is not the first horse Bruce McAvaney has fallen for. (Hint: Yep, hold on to your fascinators – this is the biggest shock of the day.)
COULD this cheapen the love between Winx and Bruce? (Hint: Only if Winx finds out.) And, is there a message for other horses who might consider winning Bruce’s heart? (Hint: Hell, yeah.)
Sure, there are other issues unpacked by Roy and HG like the new Ashes-style golf tournament and the 30 centimetre sausage roll coming to a sports stadium near you but, really, Winx is the big story so, Giddy-up!