Yet another week of massive collects as Roy & HG, the greatest broadcasters in the world, unpack all the big issues on The Sporting Probe.

WHICH sporting ceremony had laughter, tears, violence and good food? (NB: Not great food, just good food.)

WHAT is the latest dastardly plan hatched by The Murderer aka The Killer to ruin the AFL?

ARE Rugby League Immortals born without Original Sin and HOW do you know if your baby is a potential Immortal? (Hint: does your baby glow?)

WHY is everyone becoming a muzzle freak and breeding greyhounds? (Hint: a million dollar purse is a lot of incentive.) And, WHY are smart dog breeders from all over the world trying to smuggle their dogs into Australia? (Hint: Again, a million bucks is a big incentive.)

Plus, WHY South African cricketer Dale ‘The Underpants’ Steyn believes the Cape Town Trios ball tampering scandal is a cry for help and, Why the Cape Town Trio should be brought back into the Test team (Hint: fans want villians.)

And grubs? Remember, they’re lurking everywhere.