Like our Prime Minister, Roy and HG are ENSURE freaks; bringing certainty to the issues that trouble the nation is a hallmark of The Sporting Probe.

The world’s greatest broadcasters this week ENSURE that all probesters, pilgrims, patriots and punters are thoroughly briefed on everything from Russell Crowe’s acting tips to AFL rule changes to why President Trump is set to become a rugby league freak, (Hint: Hoges, The Shark and Joe Hockey will ENSURE this happens.)

Budding scriptwriters can ENSURE their latest effort is any good by following The Probe’s simple sniff test (Hint: take script in to dunny; if still reading when the job is done your script is probably okay.)

Discover how the AFL can ENSURE their proposed rule changes might work (Hint: they are going to need a lot of very big, very expensive quantum computers at every ground.)

And if you’re a little rusty on your FAMILY FEUD history we can ENSURE you’ll soon be on top of this very relevant subject.

Plus learn where you can purchase the audio-book of the latest edition of Rooting King’s autobiography, I Hate Racing Volume 2, as read by Sam Newman with sound effects by Winx.

Saddle-up!