On Today’s Show:









* 🎥 DV Monday Night Movie of the Week: Claws for Alarm — a chance encounter leads to love, implants, antennules, lobster hands, and the terrifying Longostino case.







* 👵 Grandma insists on being eaten out — and yes, it’s just as horrifying as it sounds.







* 🍔 A McDonald’s patron learns a hard lesson after throwing liquid at someone. Spoiler: he gets his ass kicked multiple times.







* 🎤 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame Nominee: meet Lovixian and his awkward beachside love ballad.







* 🍑 Porn stars say the damnedest things — from sliding down dicks like playground equipment to grandma gum jobs.







* 🌮 Taco Bell’s AI drive-thru is as broken as the ice cream machine at McDonald’s.







* 📺 South Park skewers Trump as a Satan-loving power bottom with a microscopic peeny. Could legal action follow?









Episode Sponsor:









* Thanks to DV listener Namesake Jake for sponsoring today’s show!



* Shoutout to Brad Carter and the Prankcast.com community — live prank calls almost every night.







* Hear one of Brad’s chicken-selling phone freakouts featured today.













Voicemails:









* 🎇 Fireworks ruin Tim’s dog’s ability to poop.







* 🏠 Freak reports on Cleveland’s infamous “Ninja Realtor.”







* 🥣 Cookie Crisp isn’t what it used to be.







* 🎶 Listener requests Tim put Carbon Chaperone and other DV songs on Spotify.









Links & Extras:









* Check Out Prankcast.com







* Claws for Alarm — not a real film, but it should be.







* Today’s bonus segment for Sideshow freaks will drop later today. Tomorrow’s episode is Sideshow-exclusive.











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