Today on the show:💃 Richard Simmons returns from the dead to motivate your fat ass (and sing about eclairs)💻 When your AI girlfriend turns into an accomplice in an assassination plot🐭 The shocking common ground between vintage Disney cartoons and anonymous raw sex💦 Plus, it’s Pause Load Monday — and Tim brings you a very special AIDS-slut Aladdin parody you’ll never unhear







Also:🎤 Destiny’s Child covers “Walls Fall Out” (yes, it’s about prolapse — and no, Beyoncé didn’t approve this)🎶 The nasty R&B/rap sex jams Tim’s been craving, now with extra blow-my-back-out energy🏊‍♂️ British lighting tech for Mick Jagger tries to drown his daughter-in-law at a Florida resort (and yes, they’ve been secretly banging for years)🐶 Dead dogs, Rainbow Bridge drama, and Casey Kasem levels of voicemail whiplash







It’s DV at its finest: filthy, unfiltered, and questionably artistic — brought to you by proud sponsor Astro Squirrel, supporter of “independent uncensored journalism” and Tim’s “artistic vision” (God help us all).







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* ⁠Cheryl Murkowski’s legendary “Walls Fall Out” video⁠ + ⁠Destiny’s Child AI cover⁠











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