Today on the Show:







Cold Open









* “My aunt done did shit herself again” — midnight mattress disaster confessional (bedside cleanup vs. sleep debate).







* Sponsor tag: DV listener Lubejob (“a bucket of his diarrhea…”) + Tim’s meltdown intro montage.









Sponsor









* Today’s Sponsor: DV listener Lubejob



* Requests: (1) Play the classic “Lube Job” clip; (2) “good, juicy prolapse audio.”







* Tim recovered the ancient clip from DV archives (TellMe-era origin; first aired on DV circa 2005).













Tim’s Opening Rant: TikTok’s Hospital Catalog Phase









* TikTok “viral bedside table” = literal hospital over-bed table rebranded as a home breakthrough.







* Theory: creators pluck cheap, existing medical items → hype as “new,” jack prices via affiliate links.







* Tim’s parody ad escalates to the “viral TikTok bedpan” (pastel colors like “Rockin’ Raspberry”) and accidental “bed pen” confusion.







* PSA to listeners: do not mail Tim a bedpan or hospital table (someone already mailed him a Bop It).









Dysfunction Junction: Debra & Daryl









* Account run by Debra; long-suffering husband Daryl.







* Vibe: “living her best life” (alleged meth/Molly) vs. Daryl’s “golden years” grump mode.







* Beach-day car fight: Debra hyper-chatty about trees/bark; Daryl wants silence (“shut up” refrain).







* Home blow-ups: door slams, “stoned out motherf**ker,” threats, “common area” stand-offs.







* Tim’s prognosis: this saga ends in homicide or OD (morbid popcorn watch).









Snorlax/“Garrett” Update (Slime Rapper)









* Restaurant conspiracy spiral: Zoom call in kitchen “giving instructions” to poison him; refuses food as “microwaved with meds.”







* Apartment torment: soap in water heater; chemical sprays; salt water on bedding; laundry sabotaged to make him look incompetent.







* Non-sequitur heel-turn: women’s lib and “saving Generation Beta.”







* Tim: enjoy the content while it lasts; commitment papers likely incoming.









Holy Spirit Hijinks









* Pastors’ “Holy Laughter” circle: rolling, shaking, giggling like an asylum scene.







* Pastor Joel Webin segment: “the talk” about avoiding certain strangers by race; explicitly racist guidance.







* Tim’s running commentary: “life lessons” from a “man of the cloth,” plus a note to Black Christians on the pastor’s logic (bleak satire).









News Buffet (3 quick hits)









* Dental Nurse Eye-Roll Payout (UK)



* Worker Maureen Howison wins ~£25k (~$33k) after tribunal rules hostile environment due to repeated eye-rolling/ignoring by coworker Jizna Iqbal and management inaction.







* Tim’s take: “develop thicker skin,” but court dinged employer for failing to act.











* Texas Roommate Murder Caught by Butt Dial



* Flight attendant Rana Nofal Saluri missing since March; roommate Dennis Day arrested.







* Accidental 1:57 call on alleged accomplice Joni Thomas’s phone captures “push the bin, lock the lid” directions; home cam shows dragging a body.







* Tim’s “how not to” disposal lecture (don’t dump full bodies off bridges; stop recording your crimes).