Today on the Show:







On Today’s Show







Birthday requests and DV memories from longtime freaks.







International Edition (per sponsor Whimsical)







Germany’s booming sausage vending machine industry.







Amsterdam’s massive porn convention: burnout, AI sex avatars, and performers hospitalized after 583-man gang bangs.







Japan’s now-defunct “Rental Kowaihito” service letting you hire intimidating tough guys to settle disputes.







U.S. Weirdness







A completely derailed city council meeting filled with racism, chaos, and cut microphones.







Fallout after Charlie Kirk is assassinated on a college campus. DV reviews the meltdown: crying fans, violent threats, “fake outrage” actors, and a divided Congress bickering over whether prayer should be silent or shouted.







Music Corner







David Lee Roth attempts to perform Van Halen classics… emphasis on attempts.







A soundboard revisit of Diamond Dave’s isolated howls, shrieks, and “oh yeahs.”







DV Community & Sponsorships







Listener Whimsical demands a “BBC newsreader” British accent. Tim tries, fails, and leans into Austin Powers.







Mead Skelton offers to write a DV song for $25—Tim invites freaks to send in suggested words/phrases.







Richard Simmons sings “Happy Birthday” to listener PromoCodeFreak and shills a prostate toy from Adam & Eve.







Patreon update: $20 patrons will soon get stainless steel DV travel mugs in the next merch drop.







Episode sponsorship slots still available for $25.







Programming Note







Next week Tim will be in Ashtabula; expect shorter shows and possibly a “best of.” Bonus segments pushed later in the week.







Listener Voicemails







Lord Douche’s endless collections (ice cream cartons, soda cans) spark debate.







Calls for a “Lord Douche Reality Podcast” where he tells his side of the story.









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