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This podcast episode features a lively discussion between Adam Crowell, Adam Ray, and Clay Travis, covering a wide range of topics. The episode begins with Adam Crowell introducing his show and promoting his Substack channel for ad-free content and exclusive podcasts. Adam Ray then shares his comedic experiences, discussing stereotypes and recounting a humorous story about Howie Mandel's son's circumcision. The conversation then shifts to the morality of eating leftovers found in public places, with Adam Crowell and Adam Ray debating the ethics of consuming a tray of lobster quesadillas left by a "hot chick" at a hotel pool. The discussion takes a more serious turn as Adam Crowell proposes that introducing Middle Eastern people to barbecue could solve terrorism, arguing that it would make them happier and less likely to engage in violence. The conversation then delves into Nashville's culinary identity, with Adam Crowell and Adam Ray debating whether hot chicken is a suitable representation of the city's food scene. The episode continues with discussions about Joe Biden's use of the word "malarkey," his political strategy, and his old-school approach to confrontation. Adam Crowell shares his experience working with Donald Trump on the show "Marriage Ref" and discusses Trump's potential as a stand-up comedian. Clay Travis joins the show later and shares his childhood memories of visiting Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, and describes the redneck attractions like bear pits and gem mines. He also discusses the "World's Finest Chocolate" scheme, where children were used as slave labor to sell chocolate bars. The conversation then shifts to the rising cost of goods and services, with Clay Travis lamenting the high prices charged for food and drinks at sporting events. He criticizes the Atlanta Falcons' Super Bowl collapse and explains his hatred for the New England Patriots and their fans. Clay Travis discusses the phenomenon of anti-fandom, the generational gap between himself and his son, and the "peak of human civilization." He explores the possibility that the Matrix theory is correct and that human civilization is stagnant or even declining. The episode concludes with Clay Travis discussing the decline of freedom, the future of humanity, and his experiences with Spirit Airlines and airport security. He shares humorous anecdotes about his encounters with unhelpful Clear staff at LAX and a broken overhead compartment on a flight.

Outlines

00:00:00

O'Reilly Varyscan, Adam Crowell's Show Introduction, and Adam Ray's Comedy Routine

This segment features an advertisement for O'Reilly Varyscan, followed by Adam Crowell introducing his show and promoting his Substack channel. Adam Ray then shares his comedic experiences, discussing stereotypes and recounting a humorous story about Howie Mandel's son's circumcision.

00:00:43

The Morality of Eating Leftovers and Barbecue as a Solution to Terrorism

Adam Crowell and Adam Ray discuss the ethics of eating leftovers found in public places, particularly a tray of lobster quesadillas left by a "hot chick" at a hotel pool. Adam Crowell then proposes that introducing Middle Eastern people to barbecue could solve terrorism, arguing that it would make them happier and less likely to engage in violence.

00:10:37

Nashville's Culinary Identity and Joe Biden's Malarkey

Adam Crowell and Adam Ray discuss Nashville's culinary identity, debating whether hot chicken is a suitable representation of the city's food scene. They then discuss Joe Biden's use of the word "malarkey" and suggest that it might be a contributing factor to his perceived age and lack of appeal to younger voters.

00:14:01

Biden's Push-Up Challenge, Political Strategy, and Impersonations

Adam Crowell and Adam Ray reminisce about a time when Joe Biden challenged a heckler to a push-up contest, highlighting Biden's old-school approach to confrontation. They speculate on whether Joe Biden could improve his political standing by adopting a more aggressive and confrontational style, similar to Donald Trump. They also discuss the process of developing impersonations, with Adam Crowell sharing his experience with doing a Kamala Harris impression.

00:18:11

Trump's Allure and Stand-Up Comedy Potential

Adam Crowell recounts his experience working with Donald Trump on the show "Marriage Ref" and how Trump's confidence and self-assuredness made him feel good about himself. Adam Crowell and Adam Ray discuss Donald Trump's potential as a stand-up comedian, highlighting his use of wordplay and his ability to deliver a memorable performance.

00:22:02

Roasting Trump on Celebrity Apprentice and Nashville's Hidden Gems

Adam Crowell shares his experience roasting Donald Trump on the show "Celebrity Apprentice," describing Trump's stoic demeanor and his refusal to laugh at the jokes. Adam Crowell and Adam Ray then discuss Nashville's hidden gems, with Adam Ray suggesting places like Robert's, a classic country bar, and the Nashville Zoo.

00:25:41

Keith Urban's Nashville Credentials and the Ditty Freak Off

Adam Crowell and Adam Ray debate whether Keith Urban, an Australian country music star, is truly representative of Nashville's culture. They then discuss the Ditty Freak Off, a party hosted by rapper Diddy, and compare it to Jeffrey Epstein's infamous island, suggesting that there might be a "sexual E-Got" for celebrities who attend both events.

00:28:50

Conspiracy Theories, Self-Pleasure, and Adam Crowell's McDonald's Experience

Adam Crowell and Adam Ray discuss the prevalence of conspiracy theories in today's society, citing examples like the belief that Oprah Winfrey is running Mexico. They then discuss the different ways people describe self-pleasure, with Adam Crowell arguing that "pleasureing oneself" sounds more regal than "beating off." Adam Crowell shares his experience working at a McDonald's in Studio City, California, providing specific details about his job and his manager.

00:37:13

Clay Travis Joins the Show and Redneck Vacation Memories

Clay Travis, a sports commentator and conservative radio host, joins the show and discusses his upcoming trip to Asheville, North Carolina. He shares his childhood memories of visiting Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, and describes the redneck attractions like bear pits and gem mines.

00:42:02

The World's Finest Chocolate, Clay Travis's Football Career, and Legalized Child Labor

Clay Travis discusses the "World's Finest Chocolate" scheme, where children were used as slave labor to sell chocolate bars. He recounts his experience playing Pop Warner football and how his athletic abilities declined after puberty. He then discusses the practice of using children to sell candy, arguing that it was essentially legalized child labor.

00:50:05

The Rising Cost of Everything, Price Gouging at Sporting Events, and the Atlanta Falcons' Super Bowl Collapse

Clay Travis laments the rising cost of goods and services, citing examples like Chick-fil-A meals and Girl Scout cookies. He criticizes the high prices charged for food and drinks at sporting events, arguing that it's a scam to fleece alcoholics. He praises Arthur Blank, owner of the Atlanta Falcons, for keeping food prices reasonable at the stadium. He then discusses the Atlanta Falcons' infamous Super Bowl collapse, where they blew a 28-3 lead to the New England Patriots.

00:54:31

Clay Travis's Hatred for the Patriots, East Coast vs. West Coast Culture, and Anti-Fandom

Clay Travis explains his hatred for the New England Patriots and their fans, arguing that they are miserable even in victory. He contrasts the cultures of the East Coast and West Coast, arguing that the East Coast is more competitive and less forgiving, while the West Coast is more laid-back and collaborative. He then discusses the phenomenon of anti-fandom, where people root against teams they hate rather than for teams they love.

00:58:22

The Disconnect Between Generations, The Peak of Human Civilization, and The Matrix Theory

Clay Travis discusses the generational gap between himself and his son, who has no interest in following in his footsteps. He discusses the "peak of human civilization" and argues that it might have occurred in 1999, before the advent of smartphones and other technologies that have led to addiction and isolation. He then explores the possibility that the Matrix theory is correct and that human civilization is stagnant or even declining.

01:03:39

The Decline of Freedom, The Future of Humanity, and The Airport of the Future

Clay Travis discusses the decline of freedom and the lack of motivation among younger generations, citing the example of driver's licenses. He speculates on the future of humanity, suggesting that we might all become obese hermaphrodites. He then describes the current state of airports, comparing it to a holiday inn fire alarm at 4am, with people in pajamas and a long line for foot-long pastrami.

01:07:19

Spirit Airlines and the Fat Shaming, The Fear of Viral Shaming, and Airline Woes and Customer Service

Clay Travis recounts his experience with Spirit Airlines, where he was denied boarding because he wasn't "fat enough." He discusses the fear of being caught on camera and going viral for something embarrassing, even if it's not your fault. The speaker then expresses frustration with airline seats, particularly their reclining mechanisms. They share an anecdote about encountering unhelpful Clear staff at LAX, highlighting their lack of customer service and prioritizing personal conversations over their duties.

01:12:33

A Jetway Malfunction and a Near Riot and A Tale of a Broken Overhead Compartment

The speaker recounts a recent experience where a jetway malfunctioned, leaving passengers stranded on the plane. They describe the chaotic situation and the potential for a riot, questioning how many people would have to exit before they would feel comfortable following. They then share a humorous story about a flight where the overhead compartment wouldn't latch properly. They describe their attempts to reason with the flight attendants about the absurdity of the situation, highlighting the disconnect between safety regulations and common sense.

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Q&A

• What is O'Reilly Varyscan and how does it work?

  O'Reilly Varyscan is a free service offered by O'Reilly Auto Parts that provides a report with solutions for check engine light issues. It uses data from over 650 million vehicle scans verified by certified technicians to provide accurate and reliable information.

• What are some of the benefits of subscribing to Adam Crowell's Substack channel?

  Subscribing to Adam Crowell's Substack channel provides ad-free access to his show, exclusive podcasts, and the opportunity to participate in live chat during recordings.

• What is the significance of hot chicken in Nashville's culinary scene?

  Hot chicken is a popular dish in Nashville, but there is debate about whether it adequately represents the city's diverse food scene. Some argue that it's just a spicy variation of fried chicken, while others consider it a unique and iconic dish.

• How does Joe Biden's use of the word "malarkey" affect his image?

  Joe Biden's frequent use of the word "malarkey" has been criticized as being outdated and out of touch with younger voters. Some argue that it makes him seem less relatable and more like an old-fashioned politician.

• What is the "World's Finest Chocolate" scheme and why is it controversial?

  The "World's Finest Chocolate" scheme involved using children as slave labor to sell chocolate bars. It was controversial because it exploited children for profit and involved a "walk of shame" for those who failed to sell all the bars.

• What is anti-fandom and why is it becoming more common?

  Anti-fandom is the phenomenon of rooting against teams or individuals that one dislikes, rather than for teams or individuals that one supports. It's becoming more common as people become more polarized and less willing to support those they disagree with.

• What is the "peak of human civilization" and why is it relevant to today's society?

  The "peak of human civilization" is a hypothetical point in time when human civilization reached its highest level of advancement and well-being. It's relevant to today's society because it raises questions about whether we are progressing or regressing as a species.

• What are some of the challenges associated with flying Spirit Airlines?

  Spirit Airlines is known for its budget-friendly fares, but it also has a reputation for its sometimes controversial customer service practices. Passengers have reported issues with being denied boarding, being charged for basic amenities, and experiencing delays and cancellations.

• What are some of the common frustrations passengers experience with airlines?

  Passengers often complain about uncomfortable seats, delays, cancellations, lost luggage, and poor customer service.

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