Two Wettings and a Funeral (Again)
Digest
Brian Green recounts a wild night at a birthday party in Atlanta that took an unexpected turn when they ended up at a strip club called the Cheetah. He describes a British man who was a friend of a friend, who was incredibly nice but also heavily intoxicated on cocaine and ecstasy. This man spent the entire night showering Brian with compliments, telling him how amazing he was and how much power he possessed. Brian found the situation amusing and even a bit surreal, especially when the man followed him around like a puppy dog. Later, Brian discovered that this British man, who he refers to as the "British Fluffer," is a polyamorous power player who is part of a group that hangs out in the Hamptons and enjoys parties in the woods. Brian also shares a story about attending a funeral for his mom's long-time boyfriend, Irving, which turned into a comedy of errors. The funeral was poorly attended, with only Brian, his twin brother Kevin, and the cantor present. The service was held under a green tent in a cemetery, which turned into a sauna due to the extreme heat. The casket escalator malfunctioned, causing the casket to almost tip over. The entire experience was chaotic and hilarious, with Brian's mom getting stuck in the limousine and then having to be transported to the gravesite in a golf cart that crashed into the tent. Brian concludes by saying that he wants his own funeral to be a party, and he encourages listeners to write him a eulogy on the TCB Podcast website.
Outlines
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Introduction
This Chapter introduces the episode of The Commercial Break, with Christina filling in for Brian and his family who are sick with a virus. She mentions that this is a repeat episode from last year and encourages listeners to enjoy it.
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A Night at the Cheetah
This Chapter dives into Brian's story about attending a birthday party in Atlanta that ended up at a strip club called the Cheetah. He describes a British man who was a friend of a friend, who was incredibly nice but also heavily intoxicated on cocaine and ecstasy. This man spent the entire night showering Brian with compliments, telling him how amazing he was and how much power he possessed. Brian found the situation amusing and even a bit surreal, especially when the man followed him around like a puppy dog.
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The British Fluffer's Retreat
This Chapter reveals that the British man from the previous story, who Brian refers to as the "British Fluffer," is a polyamorous power player who is part of a group that hangs out in the Hamptons and enjoys parties in the woods. Brian shares a story about how this friend tried to convince him to attend a men's retreat, which Brian ultimately declined.
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Irving's Funeral
This Chapter recounts Brian's experience attending the funeral of his mom's long-time boyfriend, Irving. The funeral was poorly attended, with only Brian, his twin brother Kevin, and the cantor present. The service was held under a green tent in a cemetery, which turned into a sauna due to the extreme heat. The casket escalator malfunctioned, causing the casket to almost tip over. The entire experience was chaotic and hilarious, with Brian's mom getting stuck in the limousine and then having to be transported to the gravesite in a golf cart that crashed into the tent.
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Irving's Legacy
This Chapter reflects on Irving's life and the unusual circumstances surrounding his funeral. Brian shares his thoughts on the importance of celebrating life and his desire to have a party instead of a traditional funeral when he passes away.
Keywords
The Commercial Break
The Commercial Break is a podcast hosted by Brian Green and Christina. The podcast features humorous stories, personal anecdotes, and discussions on various topics. It is known for its irreverent and entertaining style.
Cheetah
The Cheetah is a strip club located in Atlanta, Georgia. It is known for its upscale atmosphere and five-star restaurant. The club is a popular destination for entertainment and nightlife in the city.
British Fluffer
Brian Green's nickname for a British man he met at a party in Atlanta. The man was incredibly nice but also heavily intoxicated on cocaine and ecstasy. He showered Brian with compliments and followed him around like a puppy dog. Brian later discovered that this man is a polyamorous power player who is part of a group that hangs out in the Hamptons and enjoys parties in the woods.
Polyamory
Polyamory is a form of ethical non-monogamy where individuals have multiple romantic and/or sexual relationships with the consent of all partners involved. It is characterized by open communication, honesty, and respect for all partners.
Hamptons
The Hamptons is a group of villages and hamlets located on the South Fork of Long Island, New York. It is known for its wealthy residents, beautiful beaches, and luxurious lifestyle. The Hamptons is a popular summer destination for celebrities, socialites, and wealthy individuals.
Casket Escalator
A device used in cemeteries to lower a casket into a grave. It consists of straps attached to the casket that are lowered by a motor. The casket escalator is designed to provide a smooth and dignified descent for the deceased.
Irving
The long-time boyfriend of Brian Green's mother. Irving was a generous and kind man who loved art and artists. He passed away in his sleep and his funeral was a comedy of errors.
Funeral
A ceremony or service held to commemorate the deceased. Funerals typically involve a eulogy, prayers, and the burial or cremation of the body. They are often attended by family, friends, and loved ones of the deceased.
Eulogy
A speech delivered at a funeral or memorial service to honor the deceased. Eulogies typically focus on the life and accomplishments of the person who has passed away. They are often delivered by a close friend or family member.
Q&A
What is the most memorable part of Brian's story about the birthday party at the Cheetah?
The most memorable part of the story is the British man who showered Brian with compliments and followed him around like a puppy dog. Brian found the situation amusing and even a bit surreal, especially considering the man was heavily intoxicated on cocaine and ecstasy.
What is Brian's opinion on the British man, who he calls the "British Fluffer?"
Brian seems to find the British Fluffer amusing and even a bit intriguing. He describes him as a polyamorous power player who is part of a group that hangs out in the Hamptons and enjoys parties in the woods. While Brian doesn't seem to judge the man's lifestyle, he does find it interesting and a bit outlandish.
What happened at Irving's funeral that made it so memorable?
Irving's funeral was a comedy of errors, with the casket escalator malfunctioning, Brian's mom getting stuck in the limousine, and the golf cart crashing into the tent. The entire experience was chaotic and hilarious, with Brian describing it as a scene out of a movie.
What does Brian want to happen at his own funeral?
Brian wants his own funeral to be a party, with no sadness or gloom and doom. He wants his ashes to be scattered and for everyone to have a good time. He also wants the British Fluffer to give the eulogy.
Show Notes
From The Cheetah to the grave, chaos abounds!
- The Cheetah
- Bryan’s British Fluffer
- Where else can brothers touch brothers?
- Irving’s chaotic funeral
- A funeral planned by his first of three wives
- I cannot in good conscience give a rundown of this funeral…you just have to listen
- I will say it involves a runaway golf cart, emails read aloud, and a bad casket lowerer
- Burn Bryan to a crisp and snort him at the party
- Write us a eulogy for Bryan!
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