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• Xalavier

Topics:

• How do centaur internal organs work


• What is the most unlikely horror franchise to adapt to games?


• Do boomerangs work?


• Serious KAAAND!
  
  
  
  
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• Most game mascots are the sexual avatars of their creators


• The Ted Dabney Experience

Microtopics:

• Rusty Lake.


• An intriguing, terrifying morsel.


• Whether it's okay to lie on this show.


• Life Eater.


• The horror fantasy kidnapping sim space.


• Shippers shipping games.


• How do we ship this game without destroying people?


• All of the horse except for the head and neck.


• Cosmetic centaur organs.


• Introducing yourself to the inside of a centaur and it's extremely squishy in there.


• A single multifunctional cube that births a centaur and that's the original Xbox startup video.


• Speaking a language that doesn't exist and every time you finish a sentence you hear church bells.


• Would a defective centaur wear a hat like this or like this?


• Centaurs always standing at their standing desks.


• A centaur wearing a horse mask.


• Playing Wii Golf with someone who remains sitting the entire time.


• Getting off the Power Pad to long jump.


• Sitting golf.


• My Dinner with Andre the Giant.


• The monster mash vs. monster bash.


• Adapting the Ghostbusters theme song to other media.


• Playing as the car and running people over.


• Jail for cars.


• Jelly beans that taste bad on purpose.


• 80s films for children that are meant to turn them into weird bisexuals when they grow up.


• Jeff Minter's Dune.


• Barbarella the video game.


• More things you can do with your Rock Band instruments.


• Sticking even more games inside of Fortnite.


• The lemur with the really big eyes.


• Microorganisms that live in water and have the end of a comedy roast bone for a head.


• Venomousness of hybrid mammals.


• Grabbing your stress ball after learning that the duck billed platypus uses electroreception to track their prey, Xalavier Nelson, Jr.


• Platypus patch notes.


• Adding expansions to Classic World of Warcraft.


• Gauging the temperature of the room when it comes to boomerangs.


• Throwing a washing machine in a circle.


• How you feel when the boomerang doesn't come back.


• Objects that you see on TV.


• Boomerangs that instant of being carved to return when you throw them, are carved to say "help, I'm trapped in a boomerang factory" in an Australian accent when the wind whistles through it.


• A boomerang with a heart on it that you throw to find true love.


• Boomerangs vs. Gen-Xerangs.


• Getting lazy by the time you sharpen the 7th blade on your boomerang.


• Disrupting marshmallows by making them kinda good.


• Hiring a game studio to make a satisfying sequel to Katamari Damacy and then immediately suing them for fraud because making a satisfying sequel to Katamari Damacy is impossible.


• Getting Australian concussions all weekend.


• Naming your facial hair "are you ready for the next topics"


• Hi guys call anyone knows how to buy guns and armor India?


• Crossposting between r/TopicLords to r/IndianTeenagers.


• Weeding out the cowards with Gregorian Chant.


• Looking at Glover and immediately understanding his salient sexual verbs.


• The distinction between mascot and main character.


• Your Sonics, your Gexes and your Crashes Bandicoot.


• Switching places with your therapist.


• Non-saucy mascots.


• Having to pick between being horny and being a sociopath because you can't be both.


• Glover vs. Hamburger Helper vs. Thing.


• Opening yourself to a deeper Freudian zeitgeist.


• The mascot platformer you keep seeing roms of but have never downloaded.


• Blinx 2: Masters of Time and Space.


• Blinx dressing up as the lead singer of Power Man 5000.


• Exactly the sort of podcast segment you want to commit to sight unseen.


• Being willing to give up 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand to make a friend happy.


• How much do you want that Golden Microphone?


• The crucible of the soul you go through to record a podcast.


• People in the future deciding what you would have made a podcast about if you were still alive and making that podcast.


• The Xalavier Nelson, Jr. Experience.


• The dream list of developers you ask to help finish your game in your will.


• Locking Albert Einsten and Genghis Khan in a haunted house and they vote each other off the show back and forth forever.


• A deeply safe field for job hunting.


• The Ted Dabney Experience of finding out that Ted Dabney died twelve years ago.


• Mrs. Columbo.


• A movie named "This Movie Has Marky Mark In It."


• A game called Beyonce Battle Royale that doesn't have Beyonce in it and it's not a battle royale. (It's a clicker.)


• Beyonce: Oops All Mudkips.

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