Lords:

• CisHetKayFaber


• Jenni

Topics:

• Interesting/weird foley sounds in games


• Finding out about pop culture when it shows up in ASMR videos
  
  
  
  
  • CisHetKayFaber, correcting small breast mammography takes: "Mammograms seem to suck for everyone, and my initial take of, 'they just keep going' is correct while later discussion where I used it as an example where 'best effort,' in the healthcare system feels like lack of care wasn't appropriate even if that broader point is generally true."
  
  
  • https://www.healthimages.com/how-are-mammograms-done-on-small-breasts/
  
  


• Going to see the eclipse
  
  
  
  
  • https://archive.org/details/canonofeclipsesc0000oppo
  
  


• He peels off my clothes like a starving man would peel an orange, by Sharon Cherski
  
  
  
  
  • https://www.mscl.com/characters/sharon_cherski.html
  
  


• Generational punctuation differences
  
  
  
  
  • https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-millennial-captcha
  
  

Microtopics:

• Plugging the enormous void in your soul by playing Balatro.


• A card game with really good balance and numbering.


• Seeing the light at the end of the tunnel on the Rusty Lake series.


• Giving everybody grace except for yourself.


• Corpse looting foley.


• Looking through a sound library for the sound of a spider dying.


• Buying a chair from an estate sale because you love the sound it makes.


• The Looney Tunes cartoon where some foley artist invented everyone's conception of what a pneumatic tube sounds like.


• Running around outside and deciding to drop a soup can into the pool.


• A school project where you rerecord all the audio for five minutes of television.


• Showing your project to someone and you did such a good job that they don't even notice your project.


• All the clothes that you're wearing making all the clothes noises.


• Watching a porn clip overdubbed with Minecraft noises at just the right time in your life.


• Does two tails mean two assholes?


• Putting an acronym on the Tails experience.


• If you've got a cloaca, it's gotta go in the acronym.


• Only getting horny when an earth, somewhere in the multiverse, is being hit by a comet.


• Two-Tails has two assholes, and I'm one of them.


• Forming the Megazord.


• Lance from all the various things that have Lances in them.


• Who is Lance in love with Voltron?


• Google giving you sports results to make incognito mode more plausible.


• Ironic ASMR.


• Doin' it for the tingles.


• When Dora the Explorer asks you what your favorite part of the show was and she says "I liked that too" except it's a video of a doctor asking you about your health.


• The doctor explaining that this is just what your life is like now.


• Hot dogging it on the blood pressure cuff.


• Changing your blood pressure just to fuck with your doctor.


• Deliberately choosing a femme-presenting chubby doctor.


• Needing to lose about 40 pounds so you get a leg amputated.


• Checking a box on your insurance form saying "do not give me lifestyle advice."


• Carrying around your patient in a folder.


• Doing the Barium test every time.


• I'm in a Barium rotisserie, I need you to work with me.


• Checking the quality of your stomach lining.


• Trying to banter with the person giving you the mammogram and deeply offending them.


• Getting small mouth shame at the dentist.


• Rude Doctor ASMR.


• ASMR videos where the dentist tells you your mouth is big enough.


• Assuming Hugh Laurie is not on Cameo for the purposes of the bit.


• Sourcing an entire podcast through Cameo.


• The most stony-faced magical realism twin assassins.


• Topics episode topics.


• How to personalize a stair.


• Hiring Mike Ehrmantraut to tell you how you're gonna do your taxes.


• Mike Ehrmantraut administering the mammogram.


• Visiting friends who live near the totality.


• A stump that is freshly cut so it's exuding sap non-stop and is covered with bees and flies 24/7.


• Whalefall but on land.


• Chekov's oozing stump coming back in the third act.


• Going to the astronomical society web site to be sure that the eclipse glasses you get are not the counterfeit eclipse glasses.


• Looking at where the sun used to be.


• Looking at something that could only be a visual effect except it's right there in the sky.


• A thousand year old elf working through her emotions about how her human friends keep dying.


• The day you had to be inside during recess.


• Standing up and throwing your potato salad and mint julep on the ground.


• Writing an angry email to Peter Molyneux for designing eclipses badly.


• The cold cement basement of love.


• Media from 1992.


• Borrowing the DVD boxed set of My So-Called Life from your manager at the pizza place.


• Writing poems for your benefactors.


• Poetry written from the point of view of a fake person.


• Poetry that could plausibly have been written by a teenager.


• Do you believe the German mathematician in the 19th century, or do you believe Google?


• A soda can that plays the Amen Break when you open it.


• Texts from your mom asking how is your "boyfriend," is there anything I can do to "help"?


• What it means when someone puts two spaces after a period.


• Growing up meaningfully on the internet.


• Composing some shit very quickly and making sure it is very needs-suiting.


• Taking all day to come up with 350 words because you did not grow up on IRC or forums.


• All the kids discordin' like for real for real fam.


• A much wider variety of emoji than anything you can do with colons and parentheses.


• Sending the semicolon-based winky face to your wife because you cannot be bothered to pull open the emoticon window and find the right icon.


• Asking your dad "what do you think LMAO means"


• Aunts saying "LOL" in funeral announcements.


• Entire generations who have terrible reading comprehension because they didn't grow up texting their friends as their primary mode of communication.


• Missing entire regions of UI because they are vaguely shaped like ads.


• Using a bigger computer to make your bigger purchases.


• Millenial CAPTCHAs.


• Straight for pay.

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