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• Abi
  
  
  
  
  • https://shielddoespixels.itch.io/
  
  


• Eva
  
  
  
  
  • https://eslee.bandcamp.com/
  
  
  • https://eslee.itch.io/
  
  
  • https://eslee.dev/portfolio/
  
  

Topics:

• Will 2024 be the year of Snoopy girls?
  
  
  
  
  • https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/will-2024-be-the-year-of-snoopy-girls
  
  
  • https://www.deviantart.com/shenki/art/Human-Snoopy-393886831
  
  


• Are living fossils inherently better creatures or just really lucky?


• Helious
  
  
  
  
  • https://www.mobygames.com/game/12740/helious/
  
  
  • https://toot.cat/@smp
  
  


• Certain Women
  
  
  
  
  • https://www.hazeljaneplante.com/songbook
  
  


• Emulators are finally available for iOS, which is exciting until you realize you have to play Mario 64 with a touchscreen


• Miko asks: "Public Universal Friend"

Microtopics:

• Working through mental struggles in the form of Zelda dungeons.


• Donating to Red Cross for Snoopy Merch.


• Snoopy's place in the cultural zeitgeist.


• Transcending Peanuts.


• Who doesn't want a fun bird friend?


• Crocheting and knitting making a major comeback.


• Every year is the year of Linux on the Desktop.


• Influencers wearing a Snoopy merch.


• NASA sending Snoopy to the Moon.


• Giving your merch to NASA for free but charging the shit out of movie makers trying to make documentaries or authentic space movies.


• Animals that are already so good they didn't need to keep evolving.


• Leaving bacteria off your list because you couldn't even see them.


• A little blobby thing.


• Scientists trying to write for the general public.


• Naming an organism after the concept of having three eyes when it only has two eyes.


• Having two good eyes but evolving a third shitty eye just to annoy people.


• Running executables of completely unknown provenance.


• A game that was plausibly created by aliens if you haven't played very many interesting games.


• Making up an incredible back story for your game to explain why you have no idea why colors work.


• Good Wild Combo vs. Unused Insurance Bonus.


• Looking up the artist of a work you loved in the 90s and they're still out there tooting.


• Wizened game developers posting on social media about their farm animals.


• Designing interfaces for the phone.


• Finding out that a person made a work you loved and preferring to have imagined it came from space.


• Striving to be a cozy follow.


• Retweeting a thing that does not make people angry.


• Putting the poise in poison.


• Inherently terrifying bodies of water.


• A big fish that's touching you now.


• A level of repetition that is bordering on too much.


• Songs of Love, Death and Pleasure.


• Deliberately blurring the line between poems and songs.


• The Emulators-on-iOS era.


• Kirby Canvas Curse.


• Playing Super Mario Land on a TI-84 calculator.


• What old Nintendo games work well on an iPhone.


• The EU repeatedly forcing Apple to get its shit together.


• One- and two-thumbed smartphones.


• The Society of Universal Friends.


• The thought process that led to the creation of Human Snoopy.


• The Cat Snoopy phenomenon.


• Snoopy as a Psychonauts character.


• Snoopy enjoying a pile of human femurs.


• The Notorious PUF.


• Someone who was interesting enough to enter the historical record.


• An attempt to seize the Friend and carry them off in an oxcart.


• The distinction between abstinence and celibacy, and whether it exists now or in the 19th century.


• The Mouth of the Lord.


• Naming yourself after a branch of the government.


• DMing people on Discord.

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