Lords:

• Jenni


• Tyriq

Topics:

• That mayochup and kranch


• Barry Topping


• Magic Shell


• Hot Sauce by Just James
  
  
  
  
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• Video games where you put toppings on things


• The temptation of bad ice cream toppings

Microtopics:

• The game where you go into your uncle's nipple and find a tiny heart.


• Isles of Sea and Sky.


• A block pushy game.


• Toppings that are just recombinations of existing toppings.


• Switching sriracha brands for labor relations reasons.


• Combining all the soda flavors because you're an iconoclast and suffering because the flavor is worse but it's worth it.


• Getting a squeeze bottle so you can drizzle sauces like on TV.


• Getting pre-ruined peanut butters so you don't need to worry about ruining it any further.


• Buying peanut butter because you no longer live with someone who is allergic to nuts.


• Intrusive and non-intrusive seeds.


• Condiment combinations sticking in your head for decades.


• Ketchup and something that's kind of like a thing you might know but might not.


• Almost Pickles: It's Just Cucumbers.


• Harmless Coconut Water.


• Cranch: ranch dressing that that comes out of the can in a wobbly cylinder like cranberry sauce.


• Barry Hilary Valentine Topping.


• Paradise Killer.


• Walking into court sipping your Starbucks latte.


• Hopping around a beach and looking at a vaporwave pyramid.


• Collecting skate tapes, just like Mario does.


• Bails hurt scores, Mario!


• Street Uni X.


• The Tony Hawk soundtrack except slightly more a Lilith Fair.


• Enjoying a bad N64 camera enough for the two of us.


• The thing you squirt onto your ice cream.


• Making your own counterfeit Kranch at home in a bottle with Kranch written on it in crayon.


• The Cheese Remains Saucy.


• Getting a boba tea for $17 outside of LA.


• Taking the very worst bite out of your mother in law's ice cream cone.


• Working out your jaw muscles until you can eat the entire ice cream cone in one bite.


• Eating 16 pints of ice cream in six minutes.


• Screaming at ice cream until it teleports into your belly.


• Admonishing your readers that hot sauce would not make a good wife.


• Stealing the pelt of a selkie but she always wants to go back to the ocean.


• Selkie for a wife vs. ice cream for a wife.


• ASMRtistry.


• Spices of life.


• Using a food metaphor to describe the metaphorical nature to food.


• Three pop songs that compare women to food.


• A topic that is floating around in the the collective unconscious.


• Sriracha sorbet.


• A flight of tea-flavored ice creams.


• Sentient hot sauce putting itself on things you don't usually put hot sauce on.


• Salamander County Public Television.


• A Wario Ware that's a little bit QWOP.


• The Pancake/Burger/Bacon trilogy.


• An interactive thing where you put food into space.


• The American Portion Gun.


• Put things on things.


• Video games with hamburger building elements.


• A fast food simulator where you solve all the horror game problems that you're in.


• Whether board games count as video games since you can see them.


• Vidus Gamus.


• Livin' la Video Game Loca.


• Learning how to recover from mistakes.


• Putting an entire Snickers bar in your cup of Sriracha and the clerk just shakes his head.


• Asking the froyo guy to arrange the gummy worms "artfully. Like how I would if I could reach in there nyself. In fact why do I need to order, just give me the froyo that I want!"


• All the Mistake Blizzards you can eat.


• Nerds Butterfinger Mistake Blizzard.


• Putting barbecue sauce on vanilla ice cream because you're out or chocolate sauce.


• What's your favorite cheese to put on Pop-Tarts?


• The Ambies for Excellence in Audio.


• How to make more of the red liquid they found in the black sarcophagus.

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