Lords:

• Wacy
  
  
  
  
  • https://www.youtube.com/@WacyandChris
  
  


• Chris
  
  
  
  
  • https://twitter.com/mrchrislhall
  
  

Topics:

• Difficulties with long term traveling


• Norway


• Why don't they have novelty whipped cream


• The Dirt Man Song, by Carter Vail
  
  
  
  
  • https://genius.com/Carter-vail-dirt-man-lyrics
  
  

Microtopics:

• Specialty pour over filter coffee.


• A very deep rabbit hole of discovery of flavors.


• Drink the Machine: a Clean Metallic Flavor.


• Wacy and Chris.


• Chris or sounds like Chris.


• Living near your friends and family and being able to see them any time you want.


• Spot-it.


• Explaining what "on air" means to someone who has never listened to the radio.


• Why are flickering lights creepy?


• Getting Winston ready for swim class.


• The pressure to hyper-optimize.


• Being in the place where you are all the time.


• The world: it's really big and really full of stuff.


• How to exist in a city where you don't speak the language.


• Things you don't feel like maximizing.


• Grocery store bagged salads.


• Countries that are known for salads.


• Eating nothing but pickled fish and salty licorice during your trip even though you hate both.


• Being delighted by mediocre sushi.


• How many times Topic Lords has been downloaded in Osaka.


• Modern New-Age Scandinavian Food.


• Gas station hot dogs in Norway.


• Ordering a big slab of My Girlfriend is Not Hungry.


• Ways Norway is familiar to Americans.


• Walking around kicking the glaciers.


• Bikepackers.


• Giant highway ferries with six lanes of traffic.


• Brown Cheese Waffles.


• Daylight all night long.


• Normal people going outside and walking their dogs at 1am.


• The song that plays with the baby raccoon spinning in a circle.


• A country that is extremely serious about tunnels.


• Opening up your windows to let the cave air in.


• Visiting the Arctic circle in the winter.


• Good ideas, like Pesto Whipped Cream.


• Orange Cream Whipped Cream.


• The toothpaste tubes with the colored wedges.


• Birthday Cake Coffee Creamer.


• Guava-flavored beer foam.


• Coffee creamer except for beer.


• Chefs seeking out the worst food so they can understand exactly why it's bad.


• The Friendly's Cone Head.


• The Bad-Interesting Food Spectrum.


• Sleep regression, or more generally how you don't always keep forward progress.


• Why kids become picky eaters.


• Replicating the texture of uncooked hot dog in a novelty whipped cream.


• What whippets are for.


• Original flavorless N2O tanks.


• Using the word for amyl nitrite that signifies that you are a VCR owner and not a drug user.


• How to not become dirt in the dirt lair.


• The dirt man's tithe.


• Lying to your kid about cosmology.


• Pretending to believe the little lies as practice for believing big lies.


• Reminding your mom to make a leprechaun trap.


• Making fake boot prints to convince your kids that god is real.


• Reindeer food. (It's just hay.)


• All the years you didn't keep dirt under your pillow.


• The dirt man's dirt man taking you even deeper down.


• Lots of great places where the dirt man can be found.

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