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• Jenni


• Chris

Topics:

• Are corporate mascots in US culture age-locked to a generation? I have done no research about this


• The continuation of our species depends on balls being able to taste soy sauce


• BB-8 changed my tire


• The Woodchuck, by Sam Pink
  
  
  
  
  • https://www.reddit.com/r/Poetry/comments/wg09x5/poem_the_woodchuck_by_sam_pink/
  
  

Microtopics:

• Too much dick content for one show.


• What kind of fetus dong shot engagement you're looking for.


• When they smear the goo on your belly.


• Throwing a gender reveal party and the uncle nobody wants around is like "I don't believe you" and you get to whip out the photo of the kid's dick.


• Shipping a person in Q4.


• Automating the Omelas kid.


• The Disney suffering animatronic child asking passers by to walk away from Omelas.


• Gen Z no longer needing to read The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas because they live in modern society.


• Gardening in one of the hardest places in the world to garden.


• What's the grass for?


• An office park spending millions of gallons of water to maintain a lawn nobody ever walks on or looks at.


• What if the Omelas kid is a dick? What if they're treating him really well and he just has impossibly high standards and hates everything.


• An electrical problem that's very pronounced when Jenni turns on the blender.


• The Golden Age of Corporate Mascots.


• Undead Corporate Mascots.


• Trying to find a picture of the Toucan Sam redesign and ending up on Deviant Art.


• Howard and Nester.


• Whether American kids will tolerate anime.


• President of the Nintendo No Fun Club.


• Spending $200 on the Nintendo hint line trying to solve the last screen in Solstice.


• An adventure game that's also a platformer where if your toe touches a candle flame it's an instant game over.


• Inventing terrible camera angles in a 2D game.


• It's 3D, but on your Speccy!


• Trusting a YouTube documentary more the longer the video is.


• Are Domo Kun and Hello Kitty free agents?


• Cap'n Crunch guest starring in the Star Wars Holiday Special.


• A Roma who was once helpful.


• Eating a sandwich and getting the sandwich tattooed on your bicep because.


• A baby name that Boomer moms love.


• Remington Steel On At 7PM After Matlock Jones.


• Getting into a thing with people on Metafilter.


• POV: when your girlfriend gets you Swedish meatballs at Ikea.


• Whether Frosthaven is important to the testicles tasting umami story.


• Vanilloid receptors.


• Why you can shock your tongue with a 9 volt battery but you can't shock your forearm even if it's wet.


• The chef with the tiny spoon in your testicles making sure to get the exact right MSG level in your semen.


• Peppers hacking mammal biology.


• Seeds who enjoy being digested by birds.


• The cardioprotective benefit of spicy food.


• The Ones Who Bring it Back to Omelas.


• Broccoli evolving into crabs.


• This is canon: BB-8 drives a 2016 Corolla.


• Pretending that you are talking to a Youtube audience while you make s sandwich.


• Just a li'l guy who rolls around on a ball.


• R2D2: a mean mean man.


• The floor falling out of the Pinto while you're driving it.


• A rubber pad with friction stripes on it.


• Turning it until it feels like you broke it, but you didn't and you have to keep going.


• After the cake comes out of the oven the recipe stops having steps.


• How to get help from Linux users.


• The entire wheel snapping off the axle as you're parking at Camerica Bank.


• Different car, same maintenance strategy.


• Driving a car until it can no longer be ontologically be classified as a car.


• Churchill's Irregulars.


• Waiting for Peter Jackson to mansplain to you the sound a car makes when the wheel snaps off.


• Delving too deeply into the Cars cinematic universe.


• A Mastodon setting that hides all of Jim's BB-8 toots.


• How to find people to follow on Nectarine.


• The dying MUD you joined in 1997.


• Radioactive names such as Hitler and Sheldon.


• Joining a social media service and it tells you there are no posts.


• Sam Pink strikes again.


• The emotional arc of putting a tiny hat on a woodchuck.


• A woodchuck you would definitely do a murder to.


• Ampersand at the beginning of the line.


• The Furniture That Rolled Away From Omelas.


• Why the computer is mad in I Have No Mouth But I Must Scream.


• Looking for sentient life in the universe when you have dolphins at home.

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