Lords:

• Kory


• Ryan

Topics:

• Incorrect stuff they teach you in school (blood, bats, soda cans, etc)


• Oops I’ve started over remaking my game again, ECS edition
  
  
  
  
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8OkkHSQjWg
  
  
  • https://bevy.org/
  
  


• Accidentally finding a cat on vacation


• Being Boring, by Wendy Cope
  
  
  
  
  • https://www.reddit.com/r/Poetry/comments/18ihpmd/poem_being_boring_by_wendy_cope/
  
  

Microtopics:

• Watching an epicurean professional licking the Switch and Switch 2 cartridges back to back.


• Switch 2 cartridges that don't contain a game but still taste disgusting.


• A digital key that tastes awful.


• 1 in 100,000 Switch 2 cartridges tasting absolutely delicious.


• Castlevania: Lords of Shadow: Relorded.


• How many people have licked the Switch game you just bought used.


• A construction worker spitting a big loog of chew and there's a Switch cartridge floating in it.


• Not everybody is Jim Stormdancer.


• And independent game design aficionado.


• The New York Mayoral primary.


• Hackmud.


• Games that get two soundtracks while some games don't even get one.


• Disasterpeace's Soupertasters theme song.


• How to prove that your blood is not blue until it hits the air.


• Why do bats e-chocolate??


• What color lobsters are until you cook them.


• In space, noone can not see your blue blood.


• Eating a 9-volt battery that tastes like chocolate.


• Strawberry flavored chocolate that you puff on.


• Hey, look who capitalism finally enslaved.


• A can of A&W Root Beer that folds in on itself like a neutron star and you don't get to drink any because it's just empty space.


• Believing the thing you were told before you turned 18.


• Bodyboarding on a plank of wood in an open field.


• An empire of the skies and caves.


• Whether the tritone was ever illegal.


• Education as a Russian doll of nested simplifications.


• Wait, this isn't plum pudding!


• Blood color facts.


• Tuning your piano down to A=420.


• Making one mistake and proceeding from the premise that everything you know is wrong.


• A t-shirt reading "My favorite guests don't have their fontanelles closed yet."


• How to structure your game world.


• A grid of lights that are flickering on and off.


• The tilty wooden labyrinth with holes in it.


• Always on the lookout for the next engine to rewrite your game in.


• One of those newfangled scripting languages that targets the NES.


• Renting a magic want and running from kiosk to kiosk doing quests.


• Finding the Pinecone of Peril.


• Capacitative touch interfaces aren't magical for you??


• Asymptotically approaching cat saturation.


• Framily.


• Hot and cold running cat slides.


• Weird reverb where things don't echo right because everything's wet.


• A Rainforest Cafe the size of several football fields.


• Rainforest Cafe Chic.


• A liquid balance tied to your QR code.


• Jailbreaking the soda fountain DRM, yelling "kill the banks" and spraying everyone with Mr. Pibb.


• Striving to be as boring as possible.


• Being boring. (In a good way.)


• Being asked how you're doing and scrambling to come up with something interesting to say.


• Trying to explain the Video Game History Foundation to your boss.


• The Video Game Thing Guy.


• Maintaining a garden and posting your harvests on your private Instagram.


• Stopping someone on the street and asking them what are the last six vegetables you grew.


• How to perform boredom after people realize that yawning means you're tired.


• Starting to make omelets a new way.


• Asking how someone is doing and bracing yourself for the answer.
  


• Getting emotional and intellectual sustenance from cleaning the bathroom.


• The me that comes up when you google my name.

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