Lords:

• Abby
  
  
  
  
  • https://www.thespaceuk.com/shows/2025/abby-denton-my-favorite-loser
  
  


• Sid
  
  
  
  
  • https://linktr.ee/beamsplashx
  
  

Topics:

• Reading about type 1 diabetes


• Saying vegetables instead of cussin'
  
  
  
  
  • https://jp.itch.io/mr-friendly
  
  


• Winston punched his tooth out


• If I Ran the Circus (excerpt)


• With the power of portable PS2 emulation, I can find out how many types of games I don't like anymore

Microtopics:

• My Favorite Loser.


• Mistakes we always keep in the show because it's more fun that way.


• How to plagiarize video using Da Vinci Resolve.


• A tool that automatically turns any Youtube video into a series of screenshots with captions.


• Your mom threatening to sell your copy of Sonic the Hedgehog when it's explicitly labeled "not for resale"


• Explaining to your mom that they're not video games, they're computer games, and she explains that video is from the Latin for "to see"


• Mom paying proper deference to your clever sass before grounding you.


• They're called RPGs, Mother!


• Reading just enough about diabetes to be unhelpful.


• Reading the diabetes owners manual.


• Your $200/month Glucagon habit.


• The Quick Start Guide to Diabetes, which explains that ideally you'd do such and such for your diabetic child but you probably don't have health insurance so, uh, good luck!


• WiFi 7 upgrading you to gay.


• Recreational glucose monitors.


• The new glucose tablets coming in metric and confusing everybody.


• That time Solid Snake went hypoglycemic while being tortured and bit down on his fake tooth to release the glucose capsule.


• We put sugar gel in you, Solid Snake! It's going to make you slightly loopy!


• An accountant who likes jogging.


• Nobody knows why women have a higher incidence of eating disorders. If only we could ask them


• They made a cure to diabetes 30 years ago, but you have to become the President of the United States to get it.


• If Diabetes is so good, why haven't they made a Diabetes 2?


• The Quick Start Guide to Diabetes explaining that people with diabetes can talk over you in a funny voice and you're not allowed to do anything about it.


• Fiddling with a bloodletting device in an antique store and accidentally letting nearly all of your blood.


• Phlegmletters.


• What part of the body hurts least to prick with a needle. (The balls.) (Of your feet.)


• Code switching halfway through explaining how you like to cuss.


• How to swear at someone using vegetables.


• What a load of parsnips!


• Brussels Sprouts patch notes.


• Brussels Sprouts: Belgium's Great Shame.


• Winnipeg Manitoba sprouts.


• Walking up to a stranger on the street and saying "Hey! It's a load of parsnips!" when they don't even know how you feel about parsnips.


• Veggie Tales: Christ Died for our Parsnips.


• Finding hilarious jokes in the text but your Bible studies group doesn't think they're very funny at all.


• Refusing to apologize about a joke because someone somewhere is going to get the joke.


• Why they still play old cartoons when they have Dragon Ball Z now.


• Trying to find the 90s show about a kid trapped in a sitcom neighborhood that a talking dog told Abby about.


• A video game where instead of having to shoot people, you talk to people.


• Mr. Friendly.


• Running errands for the demons.


• Demon acceptance.


• Can you believe Satan? What will they come up with next?


• Lucifer Twocifer: Bringer of the Deuce.


• Embarking on a multi-year project to have the coolest most clever minced oaths because you refuse to have basic minced oaths.


• Whether it's racist to call a safecracker a Yegg.


• The funniest joke you heard when you were eight.


• The hobo with excellent glycemic index who lives in your shed.


• Trying cat insulin and promising to report back if you die.


• Hyperdontia.


• Accidentally swallowing a tooth and growing a tooth tree in your tummy.


• Explaining to your kid who just swallowed a tooth that it's going to bite him on the butt on the way out.


• Inventing an increasingly elaborate series of fairies that cover everything that can happen to your child's teeth


• What kind of degree you need to become a tooth fairy.


• Going to the dentist to do a bunch of drugs and get punched in the face.


• The tooth fairy talking about switching careers.


• Paying for PDFs to print and put under your child's pillow when they lose a tooth.


• Trying to pay a mortgage on a tooth fairy's salary nowadays.


• What you're going to make Mr. Sneelock do.


• A hoodwink who can't wink good.


• If only we could talk to the LAPD.


• Looking up the IPA pronunciation of Truffula Trees.


• Anticipating the day you'll finally get to say "what it is"


• Reading The Lorax in a bad David Lynch impression.


• Over Forty Years of Trusted Quality at Nature's Bounty.


• Seeing yourself on video and realizing you've been on the autism spectrum the whole time.


• Knowing your friend only has one joke and telling a whole shaggy dog story to set up the one joke, as a gift.


• The zoomers that they have nowadays.


• Hello, this is my Asian man voice.


• Going around the circle and everybody doing their best Asian man voice, finishing with the guy you want cancelled the most.


• Spending $150 trying to connect your PlayStation 2 to a modern television.


• Exhorting people to read the jokes in your pinned tweets.


• Importing PS3 games – or not importing them, which is cheaper.


• All the things you could've done instead of shooting Shinzo Abe.


• Playing Tenchu: Wrath of Heaven and trying to change the control scene to be more like Sekiro, even though you hated Sekiro.


• Freaking out because you didn't have everything figured out by the time you're 24.


• Playing Bumpy Trot with your weeb girlfriend.

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