Lords:

• Jenni


• Robb

Topics:

• The phenomenon where multiple people respond with the same mystifying emoji
  
  
  
  
  • Skin Fort dream and image both provided by WiL: https://stale-meme.itch.io/
  
  


• Lately I've engaged in pretend play with my 4 year old nephew by pretending we stole a crate of "Toxic Waste" candy and lying to the cops about it. As actual parents, is this healthy for the child?


• It turns out you don't want to rent a Playstation


• Hints
  
  
  
  
  • https://x.com/jensbest/status/413105300535668736
  
  


• I would be happy to talk about what having an operation to get an Osia 2 bone anchored hearing aid is like.

Microtopics:

• The Stanley Parable New Edition.


• Cyberganked.


• Wishing for games using the Steam wishlist system and the Steam Monkey's Paw curls.


• CRPG blobbers.


• 25 years of Hugo.


• Recognizing a Windows program from 1996.


• Back when malware pretended to be a little guy.


• The origins of Skinfort.


• Hapsburg Jaw.


• Angry Cry Laughing.


• Meta-channels and meta-meta-channels.


• Medicinal Dock Spiders.


• This Spider Pays Taxes.


• The weakest Great Lake of all.


• The good Mexican restaurant in Fond du Lac.


• Fish pouches.


• Whether you have to refrigerate Big League Chew.


• Putting tuna on dry toast.


• Four year olds who want to impress people with how sour s candy they can eat.


• The amount of toxic waste you are allowed to feed a child.


• Having a milkshake and being in bed by 8:30 .


• Doing improv with your four year old nephew about invoking the fifth amendment.


• The Cocomelon video about never talking to the police.


• I'm not sad; I'm just on a triangle.


• French mice asking to buy your armpit cheese.


• A kid who just plain needs to be lied to.


• Renting a child so you can make cheese in their armpits.


• Did Jim finally rent the Playstation?


• Going to the place to rent a Playstation and they immediately ask for your Social Security Number.


• It's hot inside the Playstation, and the bugs are cold.


• Just doing the poem about Data's cat Spot every episode.


• The warlock dominatrix Harley Quinn voice that you make everybody listen to.


• Oh I'm sorry, I thought the ceiling was your ass.


• Telling your friends about the guy who said he thought the ceiling was your ass and asking them what it means and they just respond with the grapes emoji.


• Games that have both Booty and The Wizard.


• The scrawny wizard from Zwackery.


• Whether chewing your food is a spell.


• Listening to Topic Lords for all the mouth sounds.


• Constantly rehydrating this child so that he can make the whole house wet.


• Starving zombie apocalypse survivors taking the child seats out of a car so they can turn them upside down and shake all the gummy bears out.


• A poem with a pangram rhyme scheme.


• Bone-anchored hearing aids.


• Bringing a topic list to a first date.


• Waiting until your last day of insurance and bursting into the OR like the Kool-Aid Man.


• Your surgeon quitting the industry immediately after seeing the inside of your head.


• Performatively pressing your hearing aid's nonfunctional volume button.


• Your wife violating HIPAA to tell you a hilarious work story.


• Accidentally installing Bonzi Buddy on your hearing aid.


• Marrying an audiologist to get the best possible hearing aid.


• Going to zoom.ca to rev up your savings.


• Performance Acura North Mississauga.


• Adapting Eliza into a game where you're trying to trick Smaug into giving up his hoard.


• Making a joke about a banana slug actually bring a plantain slug.


• It is the 90s and there is time for Rifftrax.

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