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304. Turn On The MacLachlan

304. Turn On The MacLachlan

Update: 2025-08-18
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  • Bringing the fact that you are now a Lord to everyone's attention.

  • Hitting 1700 nautical miles today.

  • Demonschool. (Wishlist it.)

  • Whether it helps to un-wishlist and re-wishlist a game on Steam.

  • The Hot Dog Plant.

  • Tiny stinky blobs that attach to each other.

  • What kind of marsh grasses rich people in the 80s would have in their house.

  • Calling an aesthetic "southwestern" even though it's to the east of you.

  • A pep rally band playing a Lil Nas X tune.

  • The band soundtracking your No Kings rally playing a medley of Blister in the Sun, When the Saints Go Marching In, and I Want You Back.

  • Transcribing music from Double Dragon 2 and slipping under the door of your high school band director.

  • Disasterpeace's score for Under the Silver Lake.

  • How many people it takes to compose a pop song.

  • What it means to be a producer.

  • Kyle MacLaughlan desperately trying to hold on to Elizabeth Berkeley.

  • Christopher Lambert being legally blind and accidentally stabbing everyone while filming Highlander.

  • A weird guy who goes "hheeehh"

  • Mean Guns.

  • Putting a b-movie guy in a b-movie and everyone is like "nice!"

  • The Recent Vampire Movie With Nicolas Cage.

  • The kind of movie you can follow without looking at the screen.

  • Someone who has at least one idea and a vision for how to achieve it.

  • Jean-Claude Van Damme pushing you aside so he can take over the editing suite.

  • Making a movie while making another movie.

  • The dwindling number of people getting weird chances.

  • What day they bury people in Ghana.

  • Art that's only good if a friend explains what's good about it first.

  • The comic relief witch doctor who is funny because he keeps screwing up.

  • Trying to type on a 25 key keyboard.

  • The three knobs that you have to be able to see best in a low light environment.

  • The ultrasaw: not as good as a supersaw.

  • Paying extra to get the one in red because of the kind of person you are.

  • Why buy an analog synthesizer in 2025?

  • The tactile wall of knobs.

  • The giant modular synthesizer at Mills college.

  • The tiniest patch cables.

  • Adamantium Rage's FM doom metal soundtrack.

  • Did you mean: I love Mickey Mouse?

  • Emailing Arturia Support.

  • The Pants That Said Maximum.

  • A poem with rotational symmetry around the center axis.

  • A poem where the whole point is the acrostic complaining about something.

  • Eating the leaves and stems of a squash blossom.

  • Allowing lettuce to bolt.

  • AeroLettuce.

  • Making pesto out of herbs other than basil.

  • The fragrance and the earth tones you get from a bay leaf.

  • Top garden plants you might not have thought of eating.

  • A hobby that is cool and fun to do.

  • Discovered two giant cucumbers you hadn't even noticed before.

  • Volunteer squash and wacky gourds.

  • Sharing the fruits of your garden with your neighbors.

  • When it's lemon season and everybody's trying to give everyone else lemons.

  • Some plants are in pots; some are in the ground.

  • Growing a plant that can give you something back.

  • mstdn.party

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304. Turn On The MacLachlan

304. Turn On The MacLachlan

Jim Stormdancer