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309. Shaking Ass To Music For Airports

309. Shaking Ass To Music For Airports

Update: 2025-09-22
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  • Going for a super long walk is amazing

  • "Elevated" horror is a sham

  • I was there when Every 5x5 Nonogram section 303 finished

  • NPC Dialog Test by Nintendo Europe #NintendoEurope


  • My breakfast dogma

  • Not bringing my shitpost music/mashup ideas to life because I'm afraid they'll be more popular than my actual music



Microtopics:




  • Music for films and video games.

  • The Paper Labyrinths theme.

  • Feeding your cats and yourself.

  • Exercising, drinking water, you know, all of the worst things.

  • Explaining to the doctor that you're depressed and he asks if you've been eating well and exercising and you say "no, because I've been depressed."

  • Turning 35 and becoming interested in birds.

  • Shazam for birds.

  • Birdpilled and Avianmaxxing.

  • Taking the L in Chicago and eating Dick's in Seattle.

  • Cream cheese on a hot dog.

  • The late Chicago on a Bun.

  • Regional food that you get outside of the region.

  • St. Louis style barbecue.

  • Ordering Jack in the Box at 1am and regretting it immediately because you are in your 30s.

  • Eating a spicy chicken sandwich in the prime gremlin hours.

  • Feeling bad because you ate bad.

  • Forty years later, thinking "Maybe I shouldn't have eaten all that White Castle"

  • The kind of person who would call himself a genius.

  • Sometimes it's fun to be goofy and have fun.

  • Horror movies vs. anxiety movies.

  • Media imbibers.

  • The film critic opinions of your Trekkie mom.

  • The high audience score, low critic score, and vice versa.

  • Applauding a huge pile of garbage.

  • Whether anyone ever self-applied the "IDM" genre.

  • The Oscar Genre.

  • Very good movies nominated for Oscars.

  • Braindance.

  • Cringe (Derogatory)

  • The only good form of multiplayer.

  • One of the hominids that watched a different great ape figure out fire.

  • What happens when they run out of nonograms?

  • Morons welcome!

  • Twitch plays Every 5x5 Nonogram.

  • Twitch plays Dark Souls never getting out of that pool of water in the tutorial area.

  • Every star going out at the same time.

  • In the short run, everyone will be fine.

  • Getting bored of your death anxiety.

  • Life is meaningless and nothing matters and that rules actually.

  • Extremely sensible anxieties.

  • Setting an alarm to periodically tell your friend that you're not annoying and I don't hate you.

  • Whether everyone should be afraid of heights.

  • A database of all the kinds of movements a rollercoaster can make so you can search for the types you like.

  • Do you ever get thirsty? Studies say people with ADHD need to drink water.

  • Taking a drug test at your job and worrying that the test people will notice that you're dehydrated.

  • The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog in all caps.

  • Mr. Jock, TV quiz PhD.

  • There really are castles in the eyes of people see them.

  • Role-playing the skeleton of Ben Shapiro in a D&D campaign.

  • What's the difference between being an asshole and role playing an asshole?

  • The 'shopkeepers are not copyeditors" apostrophe.

  • Eating your breakfast burrito over the counter.

  • Things that people say are good for your mental health.

  • Anxiety medication that gives you terrible nightmares.

  • Your anxiety meds making you feel okay about the zombie apocalypse.

  • Revenge bedtime procrastination.

  • The kidnapping advice episode. (FBI don't listen to this one.)

  • Kids are funny. (Just trust us.)

  • Playing in a band with your best friend for fifteen years.

  • Kids: they're sticky everywhere.

  • Never making any shitposts because someone might like them better than your regular art.

  • Receiving a series of increasingly aggressive answering machine messages from the piece of public art across the street from your apartment.

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309. Shaking Ass To Music For Airports

309. Shaking Ass To Music For Airports

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