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303. A System Of People Doing Stuff And Being Weirdos

303. A System Of People Doing Stuff And Being Weirdos

Update: 2025-08-11
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  • The World of Video Games

  • Your favorite granola coming back in stock.

  • Working to make the world a slightly better place every day.

  • Weird frustrating tethering.

  • Levels that are about hauling ass.

  • Being on the same train as someone for a few stops.

  • The small version of yourself that you become when you lose your mushroom.

  • Whether Small Mario has access to all of Super Mario's memories.

  • What was the authorial intent of Alice growing bigger and smaller.

  • Whether Small or Big Mario is the original default.

  • Mario accumulating power and becoming an enormous hulking beast.

  • Designing a level to support multiple player scales.

  • Game series that have been both 2D and 3D platformers.

  • Small Mario eating a mushroom and teleporting into a pocket dimension, swapping in Big Mario.

  • Japanese hornets in an evolutionary arms race with Japanese honey bees.

  • Bees forming a tight clump around a hive invader to make them uncomfortably warm.

  • A baseball sized mass of bees smothering a huge horrible wasp.

  • Touring beehives and giving seminars about the hot defensive bee ball.

  • A multi-disciplinary bullshit operation.

  • Enjoying your job.

  • The degree to which they waggle.

  • Bees having a dance-off to determine where to live.

  • Extending the bee dance language to teach them orbital dynamics so they can find pollen sources in space.

  • Candy that smells like a bee alarm pheromone.

  • The NPC in Curse of Monkey Island who explains that merengue is made of eggs.

  • What they call being "slashdotted" nowadays.

  • Doing 15 puzzles and taking satisfaction in being 15 puzzles closer to not being able to play this game any more.

  • Web sites: they shouldn't scale.

  • Putting every 5x5 nonogram in the Library of Congress.

  • Humanity dedicating all of its resources to solve every 6x6 nonogram.

  • The 100 people in the world whose brains are tricked by this kind of fake work.

  • The most interesting three-digit numbers.

  • What happens when we run out of nonograms??

  • The kayfabe of the community doing every 5x5 nonogram over and over again

  • A convex mirror, a fisheye, a golden dome.

  • Taking comfort in the continued existence of observers.

  • Having all the resources to grow as a person but none of the incentives.

  • Your little chunk of humanity's future.

  • Things can get better but also they can get worse.

  • The City Lights Pocket Poets Anthology, 60th Anniversary Edition.

  • The official City Lights typeface.

  • A dignified serif.

  • A poem is when you do something interesting with typefaces.

  • How to distribute your poem that does something interesting with fonts.

  • Lycanthropy booths and other werewolf accommodations.

  • It's not a disability but they still accommodate you.

  • Seasonal Mania.

  • Humans brains being affected by the sun and moon in ways we don't fully understand.

  • Hospital intake numbers that correlate with the lunar cycle.

  • What's the deal with the ball being back?

  • A flying silver ball that sucks your brains out with a fork.

  • Doing what you do just because.

  • The ball: it has to be back.

  • Watching an 80s horror movie and thinking "surely someone has made a Doom level of this"

  • Inventing perfectly mirrored silver spheres entirely independently from ray tracers.

  • Reporting back when you are further along on your Phantasm journey.

  • Not being on the Internet because you're hanging out with the bees instead.

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303. A System Of People Doing Stuff And Being Weirdos

303. A System Of People Doing Stuff And Being Weirdos

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