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310. Dance Like The Universe Is An Empty Wasteland

310. Dance Like The Universe Is An Empty Wasteland

Update: 2025-09-29
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  • Alexander

  • Kev



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  • The Humble Screw.

  • What it might take to be good at hammering nails.

  • Fingerbashing.

  • An inclined plane that goes around in a circle.

  • Metric Rules Football.

  • Whether a state machine is the same kind of thing as a wedge.

  • Clockwork Maiden.

  • Speedrunning, cleaning and dating.

  • Floaty movement.

  • The JPEG artifact of physics simulation.

  • How to Unit Test a video game.

  • Using MIDI knobs to tune your game's physics.

  • Game Oriented Assembly Lisp.

  • Hot Reloading Workflow.

  • Why Naughty Dog stopped using Lisp.

  • Just going about your life when suddenly you have to use Perl for something.

  • Peak Node.JS/SAAS years.

  • Walk/run/sprint transition speed.

  • Getting an special drink for your guys.

  • Medieval style calligraphy.

  • Gifting someone with a burden for the rest of their lives.

  • Pouring rocks into your dad's pocket because that's where you keep your rocks.

  • The kitten going to sleep behind your laptop because it's warm back there.

  • Here's how someone in the 14th century would've written these words.

  • How to say "fuck around and find out" in medieval Latin.

  • Writing a meme in 14th century Blackletter Hand.

  • Sans-serif calligraphy.

  • The ancient Greeks trying to invent ASCII art but they couldn't close the deal.

  • Letters placed inside other letters.

  • Autocorrelation.

  • Figures 8 and 9.

  • Coming out of discussion the topic with a better understanding of the topic.

  • Using a bird feather to write.

  • Knowledge that we used to have and now have again.

  • Learning to Topic Lords while doing home improvement stuff.

  • Scrapping your fragile human body to merge with the machines.

  • Rainbows in Space.

  • Suns going around in circles regardless of whether anyone's looking.

  • A semi-conscious little robot dude.

  • Calling the Qualia Function.

  • A real messed-up looking machine cat.

  • Communicating the story solely via flavor text on mana dorks.

  • A squadron of little kids waving wooden swords at each other.

  • How do you turn sword fighting into something you can do in a video game?

  • East Bay Rat Motorcycle Club Flight Nights.

  • Situations where they ask if you want a mouth guard.

  • Asking the ref at the boxing match what the etiquette is for tapping out.

  • The crowd roaring when they realize you're a southpaw.

  • Punching a guy you just met three seconds ago.

  • Did you end up cutting that girl's head off?

  • Renaissance MMA.

  • That Awkward Sparring Feeling.

  • A simulacrum of kicking each other in the face.

  • Getting a part-time job at your favorite curry shop so you can learn the recipe.

  • What part of curry is the curry?

  • The curry you eat so you don't die.

  • Emperor Riding a Dragon to the Forbidden Palace.

  • The advantage of a burger as a fast food staple.

  • How to make curry convenient.

  • Rendang.

  • Dry curry.

  • Joining a discord and asking "what are all these users for??"

  • Which user is which lord on which episode?

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310. Dance Like The Universe Is An Empty Wasteland

310. Dance Like The Universe Is An Empty Wasteland

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