Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-13-24
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Bill Burr recounts his birthday weekend, which involved a lot of drinking and a hangover, followed by a night out with friends and a visit to the improv. He then talks about a YouTube video he's been watching of Charlie Zellenoff, a man who goes into gyms and challenges people to fight, often knocking out unsuspecting opponents. Burr finds the video compelling and bizarre, and it leads him down a rabbit hole of watching other fight videos, including one of a bus driver who throws an uppercut at a woman. He then receives a letter from a fan in Poland who asks why he won't visit, and Burr responds with humorous jabs about Poland's history and military. He then discusses his reluctance to visit Saudi Arabia, Dubai, and Kuwait, citing concerns about human rights and safety. A listener writes in about dating an older man who is also her coach, and Burr advises her to stay away from him, emphasizing the power imbalance and potential for harm. He encourages her to find someone her own age and to focus on building a strong foundation for a healthy relationship.
Outlines
Introduction
This Chapter introduces the podcast episode and sets the stage for Bill Burr's story about his experience at Tom Brady's Patriots Hall of Fame induction.
Pittsburgh Penguins Win the Stanley Cup
This Chapter discusses the Pittsburgh Penguins' victory in the Stanley Cup Finals, highlighting the team's success and the joy of Phil Kessel's win. Bill Burr also reflects on the Bruins' rivalry with the Penguins and the significance of the Stanley Cup as a trophy in professional sports.
Bill Burr's Birthday Weekend
This Chapter details Bill Burr's birthday weekend, which involved a lot of drinking and a hangover. He also discusses his upcoming stand-up shows and his plans to cut back on drinking and smoking cigars.
The Orlando Tragedy and the Importance of Respect
This Chapter addresses the recent tragedy in Orlando and Bill Burr's frustration with the immediate politicization of such events. He emphasizes the need for respect and compassion for the victims and their families, urging people to refrain from using the tragedy to push their own agendas.
The Stanley Cup Celebration and Phil Kessel
This Chapter continues the discussion about the Stanley Cup, focusing on the celebration and the tradition of passing the cup around. Bill Burr expresses his desire to see Phil Kessel receive the cup and shares his thoughts on the unique traditions of hockey.
Formula One Racing and Red Bull
This Chapter delves into Bill Burr's newfound interest in Formula One racing. He expresses his confusion about the Red Bull team and their sponsorship, questioning why the team's engine manufacturer isn't more prominently featured.
The $10,000 Pyramid Game
This Chapter introduces a game of $10,000 Pyramid, where Bill Burr and his co-host, Nia, try to guess words based on each other's clues. The game highlights Bill Burr's unique style of giving clues, which often involves obscure references and humorous wordplay.
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Bill Burr's Birthday Weekend and Charlie Zellenoff
This Chapter continues the discussion of Bill Burr's birthday weekend and his thoughts on the YouTube video of Charlie Zellenoff, a man who goes into gyms and challenges people to fight. Burr finds the video compelling and bizarre, and it leads him down a rabbit hole of watching other fight videos, including one of a bus driver who throws an uppercut at a woman.
Poland, Saudi Arabia, Dubai, and Kuwait
This Chapter features Bill Burr responding to a letter from a fan in Poland who asks why he won't visit. Burr responds with humorous jabs about Poland's history and military. He then discusses his reluctance to visit Saudi Arabia, Dubai, and Kuwait, citing concerns about human rights and safety.
X-Men and Sexism
This Chapter features a listener writing in about dating an older man who is also her coach. Burr advises her to stay away from him, emphasizing the power imbalance and potential for harm. He encourages her to find someone her own age and to focus on building a strong foundation for a healthy relationship.
Advice for Dealing with Difficult In-Laws
This Chapter features a listener writing in about his upcoming wedding and his difficult relationship with his fiance's parents. Burr offers advice on how to navigate the situation, suggesting that the listener be honest with his in-laws about their feelings and try to build a relationship based on mutual respect.
Dating an Older Guy
This Chapter features a listener writing in about dating an older man who is also her coach. Burr advises her to stay away from him, emphasizing the power imbalance and potential for harm. He encourages her to find someone her own age and to focus on building a strong foundation for a healthy relationship.
Keywords
Tom Brady
Tom Brady is a retired American professional football quarterback who played 23 seasons in the National Football League (NFL). He is widely considered one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time, having won seven Super Bowl championships, five Super Bowl MVP awards, and three NFL MVP awards. He is also a three-time NFL Offensive Player of the Year and a 15-time Pro Bowl selection. Brady played for the New England Patriots from 2000 to 2019, where he won six Super Bowls, and for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers from 2020 to 2022, where he won one Super Bowl. He is known for his exceptional accuracy, leadership, and competitive spirit.
Patriots Hall of Fame
The Patriots Hall of Fame is a museum and exhibit dedicated to the history of the New England Patriots, a professional American football team based in Foxborough, Massachusetts. It is located at Gillette Stadium, the team's home stadium. The Hall of Fame honors the players, coaches, and other individuals who have made significant contributions to the Patriots' success. It features displays of memorabilia, photographs, and videos showcasing the team's history and achievements.
Gillette Stadium
Gillette Stadium is a multi-purpose stadium located in Foxborough, Massachusetts. It is the home stadium of the New England Patriots of the National Football League (NFL) and the New England Revolution of Major League Soccer (MLS). It is also used for concerts, other sporting events, and other large gatherings. The stadium is named after Gillette, a company that manufactures personal care products.
Jay-Z
Jay-Z, born Shawn Corey Carter, is an American rapper, songwriter, record executive, and entrepreneur. He is considered one of the most influential and successful hip-hop artists of all time, having sold over 100 million records worldwide. He is also the founder of Roc-A-Fella Records and the co-founder of the streaming service Tidal. Jay-Z is known for his lyrical prowess, business acumen, and cultural impact.
Stand-up Comedy
Stand-up comedy is a form of comedic performance in which a comedian performs in front of a live audience, typically telling jokes, stories, and observations about their life and experiences. It is a popular form of entertainment, with many successful stand-up comedians performing in clubs, theaters, and on television. Stand-up comedy often involves improvisation, audience interaction, and the use of physical humor.
Formula One
Formula One, also known as F1, is the highest class of single-seater auto racing sanctioned by the Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile (FIA). It is a global sport, with races held on circuits around the world. Formula One cars are highly sophisticated and powerful, capable of reaching speeds of over 200 mph. The sport is known for its high level of competition, technological innovation, and glamorous lifestyle.
Red Bull
Red Bull is an Austrian energy drink company that was founded in 1987. It is one of the most popular energy drink brands in the world, known for its distinctive red and blue cans and its sponsorship of various sporting events, including Formula One racing. Red Bull is also known for its extreme sports activities, such as skydiving, base jumping, and cliff diving.
$10,000 Pyramid
The $10,000 Pyramid is a game show that tests contestants' ability to communicate clues to their partners. The show features two teams of two contestants, who compete to guess words based on their partners' clues. The show is known for its simple format, its reliance on communication skills, and its humorous moments.
Charlie Zellenoff
Charlie Zellenoff is a man who has gained notoriety on YouTube for his bizarre and often aggressive behavior. He is known for going into gyms and challenging people to fight, often knocking out unsuspecting opponents. His videos have gone viral, with some viewers finding them entertaining and others criticizing his actions as reckless and dangerous.
Misandry
Misandry is the dislike of, contempt for, or ingrained prejudice against men. It is the opposite of misogyny, which is the dislike of, contempt for, or ingrained prejudice against women. Misandry can manifest in various ways, including through negative stereotypes, discriminatory practices, and violence against men. It is important to note that misandry is not the same as criticizing or disagreeing with men; it is a form of prejudice that is based on a generalized dislike of men.
Q&A
What was Bill Burr's experience like performing stand-up comedy at Tom Brady's Patriots Hall of Fame induction?
Bill Burr describes the event as overwhelming, with a massive crowd at Gillette Stadium. He was initially nervous but managed to deliver a successful set, focusing on his experience as a Patriots fan. The unexpected appearance of Jay-Z added to the excitement and momentarily made him forget about his own performance.
What was Bill Burr's approach to his stand-up set at Tom Brady's induction?
Bill Burr decided to focus on his experience as a Patriots fan rather than roasting Tom Brady. He felt that roasting Brady would be disrespectful, especially given the recent criticism Brady had received. He also wanted to thank Brady for his contributions to the team.
What is Bill Burr's perspective on the immediate politicization of tragedies like the Orlando shooting?
Bill Burr expresses frustration with the tendency to politicize tragedies, arguing that it's disrespectful to the victims and their families. He believes that people should focus on showing compassion and respect rather than pushing their own agendas.
What is Bill Burr's opinion on the tradition of passing the Stanley Cup around?
Bill Burr finds the tradition of passing the Stanley Cup around to be a fun and exciting part of the celebration. He also enjoys the stories and anecdotes associated with the cup's history.
What is Bill Burr's confusion about the Red Bull Formula One team?
Bill Burr is confused about the Red Bull Formula One team's sponsorship and the lack of emphasis on the engine manufacturer, Renault. He feels that the team's success should be attributed to the engineers and mechanics who built the car, not just the energy drink brand.
What is Bill Burr's unique style of giving clues in the $10,000 Pyramid game?
Bill Burr's clues are often obscure, humorous, and involve wordplay. He enjoys throwing out signifiers and clues that require the listener to make connections and decipher his meaning. He believes that this style of clue-giving adds to the fun and challenge of the game.
What is Bill Burr's perspective on the emotional rollercoaster of being a sports fan?
Bill Burr acknowledges the highs and lows of being a sports fan, particularly during playoff season. He describes the intense emotions, the frustration of losses, and the joy of victories. He also reflects on the importance of finding balance and not letting sports consume his life.
What is Bill Burr's advice for young comedians?
Bill Burr emphasizes the importance of double-checking details with organizers, especially when it comes to the tone and content of a performance. He recounts his experience receiving conflicting information about the tone of his set at Tom Brady's induction and how it could have led to an awkward situation.
What is Bill Burr's perspective on the tradition of shaking hands in the NHL?
Bill Burr views the tradition of shaking hands in the NHL as a show of mutual respect between players after a game. He appreciates the gesture as a way to acknowledge the hard work and effort put forth by both teams.
What is Bill Burr's opinion on the use of social media to film and expose people?
Bill Burr criticizes the trend of using social media to film and expose people, particularly when it's done to cause trouble or create conflict. He believes that people should focus on more positive and constructive activities rather than constantly trying to stir up drama.
What is Bill Burr's advice to a listener who is dating an older man who is also her coach?
Bill Burr strongly advises the listener to stay away from the older man, emphasizing the power imbalance and potential for harm. He encourages her to find someone her own age and to focus on building a strong foundation for a healthy relationship.
What is Bill Burr's advice to a listener who is getting married to a woman whose parents don't like him?
Bill Burr advises the listener to be honest with his in-laws about their feelings and try to build a relationship based on mutual respect. He suggests that the listener could try to kill them with kindness or simply tell them that they don't have to pretend to like him.
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