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I'll Show Them... I'll Invent Superman!

I'll Show Them... I'll Invent Superman!

Update: 2020-07-27


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  • Being a playable character in Frog Fractions 2.

  • Ranking every Biker Chick from worst to best.

  • Regretting not having more Canadian Lords on the show.

  • Still making your TV PSAs even though nobody watches TV any more.

  • The big robotic articulating arm on the space shuttles.

  • That time Quebec was going to quit Canada.

  • A group shot with one teen of every ethnicity and gender configuration.

  • Reenacting the time someone told the creator of Superman that nobody will care about Superman.

  • Canada's revolting safety PSAs.

  • Hanging maple syrup for treason.

  • The biggest man-made explosion prior to the invention of nuclear weapons.

  • Celebrating the people who people who became successful after leaving your country.

  • Trading on the low-key anti-Americanism that is part of the Canadian national identity.

  • Taking a 45 minute break to worship the military.

  • Deciding that an idea is important and jamming it into the brain of millions of people.

  • Doing your best to enjoy yourself even though you are the worst musician at this particular jam session.

  • The high pressure world of game jamming.

  • The anxiety of waiting to be picked for a sports team.

  • Trusting your collaborators.

  • Not being a mentor so much as a friend who is around to answer questions.

  • Feeling like you failed your tutoring student but he was pleased and passed his course, so probably it was fine.

  • The ongoing war between R programmers and Python programmers.

  • Making your favorite programming language tolerable by totally replacing the syntax.

  • The smoke effect in Super Mario 64 looking like the MS Paint graffiti tool.

  • Goldeneye slappy hands.

  • The difficulty of going back to the video games of the Ugly Period.

  • Playing old video games on an unreasonably large CRT TV that you can't move by yourself.

  • Using modern technology to remove the texture filtering from Nintendo 64 games.

  • Conditioning gamers to desire the next step in graphical realism.

  • An epic story with three CDs full of cutscenes.

  • The old movie connoisseurs who want to see only the best examples of terrible stilted 1940s acting.

  • Making a video game in the mid 00s and having to support both SD and HD aspect ratios.

  • Moving your web site from Geocities to a cooler hosting provider in France who then stops hosting web sites because of a change in French law.

  • A gap in your personal history where no written records exist because they were on the early internet.

  • Letting a web site expire because you built it on old technology that your hosting provider now charges extra to support.

  • A government form asking you to remember every place you've lived for the past fifteen years.

  • The threshold for memory sticking.

  • What we would do with our missing histories if we had them.

  • Allowing yourself to remember a period in your life and then putting it in deep storage.

  • The object as a record of a moment.

  • Dredging the river near the defunct Paramount Records factory in Wisconsin, in hopes of finding pre-war blues records.

  • Old blues music now being exclusively the province of rich white boomers.

  • Writing and recording a fake Willie Brown song to prank record collectors.

  • Recording blues albums so you can sell phonograph cabinets to Black folks who can finally afford nice things.

  • Your record company being unable to obtain shellac during World War 2, so you go back to making chairs.

  • Training a neural network on old blues records to recreate a song using the single shard of the shattered shellac record you found.

  • Finding shards of different shattered shellac records that happen to fit together, and mashing them up.

  • Digitizing LPs by putting them on a flatbed scanner.

  • That time a news broadcast showed the QR code of someone's Bitcoin wallet on screen and someone immediately emptied it.

  • Cutting a new key based on a photograph of someone's key ring, when it's way easier to just break a window.

  • Recovering ancient room ambience by analyzing the striation on ancient pottery.

  • Breaking a code by beating the decryption key out of somebody and not having to read any cryptanalysis white papers.

  • Putting fake information about yourself on Spokeo as part of your personal ARG.

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I'll Show Them... I'll Invent Superman!

I'll Show Them... I'll Invent Superman!

Jim Stormdancer